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Yo momma jokes
Joke 1
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Joke 2
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Joke 3
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Joke 4
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Joke 5
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Joke 6
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Joke 7
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Joke 8
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Joke 9
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Joke 10
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Joke 11
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Joke 12
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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