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Dinosaur jokes
Joke 1
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Joke 2
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Joke 3
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

Joke 4
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

Joke 5
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

Joke 6
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

Joke 7
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer

Joke 8
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

Joke 9
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops

Joke 10
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don

Joke 11
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?

Joke 12
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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