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Joke 1
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

Joke 2
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Joke 3
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)

Joke 4
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop

Joke 5
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."

Joke 6
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

Joke 7
Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco

Joke 8
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Joke 9
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."

Joke 10
How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Joke 11
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

Joke 12
What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.

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