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Christmas jokes
Joke 1
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Joke 2
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

Joke 3
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Joke 4
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

Joke 5
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

Joke 6
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

Joke 7
What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

Joke 8
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!

Joke 9
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

Joke 10
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !

Joke 11
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

Joke 12
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

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