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Banana jokes
Joke 1
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Joke 2
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Joke 3
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Joke 4
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Joke 5
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Joke 6
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Joke 7
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

Joke 8
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

Joke 9
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

Joke 10
They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

Joke 11
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

Joke 12
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

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