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Joke 1
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"

Joke 2
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

Joke 3
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

Joke 4
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !

Joke 5
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.

Joke 6
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

Joke 7
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

Joke 8
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."

Joke 9
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.

Joke 10
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"

Joke 11
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."

Joke 12
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

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